In order to steal the best power from Jeff Newman, the SMJHL's winningest goalie so far, I would need to take advantage of one thing: our shared love of beans on toast. Both hailing from the United Kingdom, myself from Belfast in Northern Ireland and Jeff from Liverpool in England, there is nothing that we love more than starting our weekend mornings with a warm portion of beans on top of a crisp slightly burnt piece of brown toast. I'd invite Jeff over for Sunday morning, as I normally do, and as he goes to get the toast that just popped out of the toaster I hop into action. By pointing the skill stealing energy beam right at Jeff as he has his back turned, I'll be able to steal his winning competitiveness. It will be tough to see Detroit plummet in the standings as Jeff searches for his will to win, but I'll be able to stomach it as I lead Regina to wins in 14 of our next 16 games. My only hope is that he'll still come over for beans on toast after I follow through with the heist.