How would Oles get close to the leagues best players outside the hockey rink? Well it is very simple. Oles will throw a massive party invite all the leagues best player. Alexi plasteri, Bavel Pure, Daniel smith, hell I’ll even invite Detroit falcons goaltender Jeff Newman as Oles has always wondered what it’s like to play in the net. After Oles invites all these fantastic hockey players and more, he’ll reach out to his connection at the Ukrainian embassy and ask for the country’s finest female diplomats to join us at this party. Their charisma is like no other and they’re politicians so they’re use to scheming. We will distract the best players in many creative ways and when they are not looking we’ll put a sedative in their drink, once everyone is out, Oles will use the gun and take everyone’s abilities! When everyone wakes up, they’ll just think they over drank at the party and no one will ever know.

I call this the Bill Cosby special hockey edition