[Prompt 2]

I am already perfect in every single way, however if I had to concoct a way to beam these clowns without anyone noticing, it would probably be easiest to pretend that this laser gun thing is some sort of maybe like a body scanner or something. I could pretend I work for Bauer or something and say we have a new scanner that will measure every inch of their body in order to get the sleekest and most form fitting pads for their next delivery. Then I beam their stupid asses with this thing and bam, I have all their skills. I would just have to figure out who their preferred gear company is and say I am with them, and make fake credentials with my photoshop skills would be super easy. Photoshop some credentials, laminate that shit and put it on a lanyard and everyone would believe me. Easton, Bauer, Sherwood, don’t fuckin matter. Id have credentials for every single one.