If it were up to me to use a beam to steal other player skills from around the league. The first skill that I would take from all of the players in the simulation hockey league would be balance. The primary reason why I would do this is that if everyone else in the league had no balance then Dwight would be able to skate circles around everyone and every time that Dwight would go up to fight someone or go to hip check or take the puck away from them. The opposing player would be found on the ground. If I were to name this beam I would then name it the no-skilleanator in classic fashion.It would be especially effective against goalies as if they were to not have any balance slight moves laterally would cause them to fall or to flail around on the ice. Dwight and the Tampa Bay Barracuda would win not as a result of being good but by being able to play the game.

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