S68 Championship Week
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TheGreatToeJam
SMJHL GM Senior Member
12-29-2022, 07:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-06-2023, 12:06 PM by TheGreatToeJam. Edited 2 times in total.)
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CW Trivia Verification - Toe 1. A) I mean, let’s not pretend that last seasons Manhattan Rage just kind of stumbled into the finals. Much like the Maine Timber this season they really underperformed during the regular season but had a strong run in the playoffs. I fee like their finals appearance this season kind of proves that. They also had four ppg players last season, not a far cry from a contending team. (68 words) B) I don’t think anyone is questioning Seattle’s chances here. They won a cup last season and as the question states - didn’t lose many players coming into this season. Not only do they have a chance I think many people would argue that they are the favorites to win another Challenge Cup. (52 words) 20. Let the record show - I take creeks extremely seriously. More often than not a creek is so much more than a body of gently moving water, it's where you drink your first beer with your best friends, or where you get peer pressured into trying drugs for the first time. Hell, it's where that group of no-gooders in Stand By Me stumbled into a crime scene and found a god damned dead body. So when I was asked to judge the best creek competition this year I jumped at the opportunity. When judging a creek you want to submerge yourself in everything that place has to offer. So I begin by physically submerging myself in the water. I close my eyes and feel the water, what is the temperature? Warm? Glacial? How many leeches just latched on? Oh yeah. That's the good stuff. Listen to the gentle lull of empty red bull cans grating against rocks and feel the algae blooms as they give you a lovely rash. (168 words) 21. The Maine Timber, for lack of a better term, received a bag of cash after their cup win a couple seasons ago. They weren't entirely sure what to do with it at first, but after another long season and finals appearance before it finally came to them - a full length animated moving picture about Axey, the Axe wielding maniac from Maine! And also the mascot for the Maine Timber. The marketing department asked the entire team to head up to the board meeting for a brain storming session, and as Egli and the rest of the Timber squad took the room a frail man that seemed to sink into the large leather chair he sat upon turned to face the team. They somehow got Werner Herzog to direct this shit show. They must have paid him more than the team was worth to get him away from his private villa in Austria - but alas, here he is, in Maine. And the only idea he has pitched is Axey in a fight to the death with the ghost of Grizzly Man. (180 words) 23. Energetic Goblin, from Lumnezia, also an Idiot |
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