1. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max

flood

7. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

27 Wins -> 18 or more
1053 Saves -> 562 or more
.908 Save % -> .887% or higher
2.43 Goals Against Average -> 3.39 or less
4 Shutouts -> 1 or more
71 Game Rating -> 65 or higher

18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Surprise, surprise. When the S68 season came to a close, we saw the team from Washington state play the team from New York state, the exact same result from last year! But wait... there's more. Seattle bested Manhattan 4-3 in S68, a result that was a great change of pace from Seattle's 4-3 series win over Manhattan in S67. Oh my. They did it again. The script writers for the S68 SHL season forgot to change any of the details in the Challenge Cup. They just called it a day and ran the same script that they put out last season. Hopefully we see something new in S69, otherwise it won't be a very nice season.

20. Written, 3 TPE, Championship Creek (150 words min.)

Simple fluid mechanics states that the flow into a controlled volume must equal the flow out of a controlled volume. Let's put it this way: all the water that ends up in the Nile River, ends up flowing out of the tributaries at the end of the Nile River. It's got to go somewhere after all. This can be modelled as ΣQ_i = ΣQ_f, where Q is the flow rate as denoted by velocity of the flow times cross sectional area. But here's the catch: at a certain flow rate, we stop calling traveling water a creek. Based on data retrieved from the Government of Canada's online hydrometric data search, I would define the best creek to be the most similar to Regina's own Wascana Creek. After all, I've walked past the Wascana Creek, and boy is it ever a nice creek. The Wascana Creek had a maximum flowrate of 0.235 m^3 s^-1 over the course of the data collection, and most data points shows the flow was bellow 0.100 m^3 s^-1. I would perform a statistical analysis of all creeks in contention and award the crown for the best creek to the creek that is most similar.

22. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE, Rigged (150 words min.)

The best way to rig the SHL championship for the Atlanta Inferno is to make it about one thing and one thing only: a competition of who has the biggest gluteus maximus. Yes that's right. We're measuring how big each others' butts are. Hotdog runs a tight ship in Atlanta, and each time I've shown up to do a workout he's made a note of one thing: not enough squats. Evgeni Petrov on the other hand leads the team in size with a caboose that could haul the entire team to the championship. The way that they utilize the sheer mass of their ass to stop pucks, diving backwards to get a cheek in front of a shot, is a sight to behold. I aspire to save the puck like Evgeni does one day, and I've been doing squats and eating lots to try and get there. We like big butts in Atlanta, and I honestly don't think any other team stands a chance.

23. Written, 2 TPE, Acrostic Poem

Ass
Large.
Eyes
Xenial.
Icy
Smile.

Totally
Empowered,
Xenacious
And
Sexy.