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Odin


Agent Tesla: Alright Dave what is your New Year's Resolution? More specifically what are you going to work on as we head into a new season to make the Syndicate better?

Dave Heinrich: Well as you know the way this simulated league works is that the player puts in the work to become better by training, and then their agent or themselves if they represent themself sends in the little sheet to the rulers of the reality that is the sim to have their abilities updated in the chip that controls us during the game. Given all of the work that I have done without one of those nifty little updates going in I am going to say that my resolution is to have my agent better represent me this season so that I can more appropriately contribute to the team based on the efforts that I have put in to become better.

Agent Tesla: Are you suggesting it is my fault for your poor performance? You realize who you are talking to right?

Dave Heinrich after going through flashbacks to all of the 'motivational speeches' Agent Tesla had given him that led him to being in the SHL: I am going to work on keeping my mouth shut.

Agent Tesla: How does that help the Syndicate?

Dave Heinrich: By letting my play speak for me.

Agent Tesla: That is an acceptable answer.



My answer for this one is relatively easy as it is going to be the Seattle Argonauts. Now you obviously ask why the Seattle Argonauts? The answer to that is that when I was a wee child I lived on an island in the Pacific Northwest. An island not far from Seattle, but so small and deemed so insignificant that any time I had to explain where I lived to someone it would be by saying Seattle. Seattle has had it too good for too long as the definitive location in the state of Washington that I feel it would be appropriate to beat them on a meta level.

On a purely fictional level in regards to the metafictional existence that is me in Agent Tesla has been stymied in one of my other leagues by the Seattle Sea Serpents. In that league my players have made the postseason ten different times across three different teams and only two teams have ended their runs multiple times. The Apex have done so twice, but the Seattle Sea Serpents have done it four times. Thus the entire simulated sports city of Seattle has become my mortal enemy for the purposes of this point task and so I would love to lord it over them if we were able to win the cup.

If I had to go with one for reasons more relating to the SHL then at a quick glance I would have to say the Atlanta Inferno as their GM Hotdog is someone I know. I know them from being friendly with them in the Norfolk Seawolves locker room in the DSFL and I considered us friends or at least friendly acquaintances, but even so they did not personally scout my client Dave Heinrich and so something something revenge. Honestly it might be apparent, but I have no real animosity in me towards any team in this league as I probably pay about no attention to teams outside of my own. Here for the good vibes and so I would just be happy to hoist a trophy with my terrific teammates.



Gods above I love you for this one. I will say this depends very much on your choice of warship to make sapient, whether they can control their weapons or not, and in battlefield as I could make either side win based purely on my preferences with those being adjustable. That said I am going to go with the warships as I am a huge fan of historical warships and honestly cannonballs have been able to kill bulls for at least a couple hundred years, and the ships of the time could easily bring over a dozen such cannons to this fight.

The three living warships being the now living USS Constitution, the USS Enterprise (CV-6), and the 1797 HMS Endymion under the command of Blue Moon's Drake take a fitting position about one kilometer from the generic land mass where their enemy awaits. Meanwhile the forty-five raging bulls are going to be commanded by Phil Jackson in this environment as I know of no other person to lead moody bulls. Despite Jackson's superb leadership though the battle is over before the bulls are able to reach the water thanks to the combined cannon fire of the Constitution and Endymion combined with the air support provided by the most historic aircraft carrier of all time.

Also for the record I want to say if you wanted the bulls to win the key is to select warships that were more support oriented, ideally from the age of sail or earlier as even the weakest iron clad would probably win just by virtue of durability, and also choose the battle to be in a landlocked area where the bulls have the clear advantage. I would never bring my navy inland in regards to the actual ships though and so warships beat the bulls. Thank you for this!



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