S68 Championship Week

S68 Championship Week Due: January 8th @ 11:59 PM (PST)

Crunk
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01-02-2023, 09:37 AM (This post was last modified: 01-07-2023, 09:11 AM by Crunk. Edited 6 times in total.)

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7. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 7 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your CW submission. This is done because the person who grades CW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

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1. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1.5 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

Verification Word: donk +3

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23. Written, 2 TPE, Acrostic Poem

An acrostic poem is when you create a poem using every letter of a given word. For example:

Big

Ugly

Raving

Lunatic

Of

Kindness

This is my acrostic poem for Burlok. Write me an acrostic poem using your player's name!

Viktor
Is
Kinda
Tired
Of
Regularseasons

Knockout
Rounds
Usually
Nurture
Krunk

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18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Congratulations, procrastinator!  Through your terrible time management skills, you’ve unlocked a special task! [TEAM] has won it all! Were the playoffs as you expected this year, or were there some surprises? Did anything stand out to you about this season’s results? How do you feel about a repeat finals series?

Well, [TEAM] were the Seattle Argonauts, and this makes me sad for one reason. That bum @Sebster and his goaltender Willie Miller. The last time Seattle played a real team in the finals, Atlanta crushed them as Miller was shown to be below average, at best. A glorified minors goaltender, in over his head. But thanks to playing the "we haven't heard of the Chicago Bulls, honestly" Manhattan Rage for the last two finals in a row, Miller might be on track for a Hall of Fame career, and this makes me sick in my mouth. Aside from that, Seattle deserved it, they're a well put together organisation.

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21. Written / Graphic, 3 TPE, Animated Movie (150 words min.)

Your team's marketing department just got an enormous budget to make an animated feature film about your team's mascot. Write me a short overview of movie. What does it look like? What happens? Who voices the characters? As a graphic option, show me a still frame from that movie!

I'm not entirely sure what the Atlanta Inferno mascot is called, I'm assuming he's a phoenix. This is the kind of thing you find on team information pages when your GM @hotdog isn't a lazy bum. Anyway, he would be our protagonist in this film, voiced by H. Jon Benjamin, because he does fucking everything. The antagonist would be Evil Duck, modelled on and voiced by Inferno defenseman Puddles O'Duck (he sounds like RuPaul with a kazoo stuck in his throat).

Done in a noir-anime style (I miss Arcane) the Phoenix and his anime waifu love interest (the tone is kinda of 80s thriller-y, so she has very few voice lines and only exists around the protagonist) have to stop the evil Evil Duck (his name was foreshadowing) from melting all the hockey rinks in the world so he can do big dirty duck shits in them, thereby saving the sport of hockey.

Obviously he manages it, or it would be a really unsatisfying movie. Any screenwriters out there, feel free to DM me.

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