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cwdonefrickyouass three new year new me three tpe ok yeah so you wanna know what a real american does for all the new year resolutions first off nothing i did this season was wrong at all and that we as a team were victims of an incredible display of unconstitutional bafoonery from the entire government that oversees this hockey league so first off my new years resolution is to clear the swamp of all these low t chumps who just cant handle real hard american men running this league and being the defacto number ones without paying off the refs second there is no second once we finally overthrow all the left wings in the league there we can truly grit it up with some better rules that will allow the real teams to win first off day one elbows are legal get em way up and from there we continue to break down all these new age snowshower rules that held us down and once again to make hockey great again seven milestones two tpe link fifteen iihf analysis three tpe ok so yeah first of all the fact that this interviewer had the audio dacity to ask me whether or not i had any predictions for the iihf tournament is incredibly disrespectful of my service in the united states coast guard a service for which you are welcome that i served there are no predictions to be made the bible and constitution and many teachings at my florida ice rink with attached church all make vague but prophet like predictions that america is the number one in the world due to our freedoms and ability to juice up like no one has never seen before these little puny countries dont even have diesel trucks how can they be good hockey players and also a vast majority of americans couldnt point out any of these counties on a globe so first does that even mean they exist and two if it isnt in the bible it isnt on my mind twenty two rigged three tpe ok yeah so first of all what you really need to understand and get some real effort into doing your research into is that this is not rigged the only thing that was rigged was the playoff structure and regulations that eliminated my team this season we definitely were the better team and in no way should we have lost only due to rigging but they were way too obvious so first of all we need to make elbowing legal against left wingers second you gotta make it legal for babies to play because we got this rookie kid who scores a lot of points but hes also like fifteen months old so we really need to get this kid on the ice pronto and finally like every good coop were gonna get the league to admit to doing all of the bad things and the rigging so that no one will believe us and will just let us continue getting away it with because they will just go no way cmaannn theres no way its that obvious you would just say that but heres the kicker yes we would twenty three acoustic poem two tpe lenny egotistical narcissistic noob yep that better be sixteen tpe or i will layer this thread in shit |
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