3. Written, 3 TPE, New Year New Me (150 words min.)

What is your player's New Years resolution? What aspect of their game do they want to work on in S69 to help them reach the finals next season? If they did make the finals this season, is it because of something they resolved to work on last season? If so, then what's next?

On paper Bohdan had an interesting season. Finished the year fourth in the league in points, and helped his team win the championship! The Falcons took control of the +/- stat and surprisingly Bohdan did not finish top 10. This leads me to believe that he was getting a lot of poweplay points. Which was not really the case. Finishing a +49 is great, but not finishing in the top 10 when you are third in points. This means Bohdan was on the ice for too many goals against in my mind. Tightening up defensively will be extremely important for the next season. Bnana Waffles ends his junior career with a championship, and this means Bohdan will have to step up this year to help lead the team. Also finding the back of the net a little more. He may be a play maker but we will need someone to cover the the loss that Bnana helped the team with. Detroit can really make another run this year, a strong returning roster. Bohdan defenisvely needs improvement this years, and capitalizing on his scoring chances.

5. Written, 3 TPE, Boat Versus Bull (150 words min)

We aren't talking about some fake hockey league-- I'm asking for real. Who would win in a fight? A small navy of three living war boats with eyes, or a herd of 45 raging bulls (15 per boat). Battlefield is your choice. Create whatever scenario you like to back up your choice of winner. Tell me how it goes and why it goes that way.

Well, I fully believe that the three living war boats would win the fight. We are safe to presume this fight will happen on water as they are boats. How can you compete with magical boats that have full control of their actions. These three boats could easily control the battlefield, and the fact that it is just 3 boats vs 3 boats makes that even easier. I don't care how well the crews of these bulls work. The magical boats would be able to make movements and decisions that a crew just wouldn't compete with. Being able to consciously fire, and direct their movements I don't think it would even be close. Honestly, the only chance the bulls would have is to jump off the ship and try to board the magical ones. The magical boats focus down one ship and easily will just take over the battlefield. 

6. Written, 3 TPE, Too Many Choices (150 words min.)

Next season is Season 69, and that's great and all, but we can't decide on a slogan. You see, 69 is the funny number, and therefore there are so many wacky, silly, goofy, little slogans that we can choose from. Which one is the best? We need your help! Give us a couple of choices for a Season 69 slogan, and a short explanation of why 

Fill em up and fill em in, that's the slogan for Season 69 haha funny number (nice). This quote easily translate into hockey. Fill your opponents net with goals, and fill your opponent in with hits. We can all thank the legend Shoresy himself for this quote. Always remember if you can't fill em up fill em in. You're never out of the game no matter the score. Always send a message in Season 69. The team just has to find different ways to win. Whether it is on the scoreboard, or the amount of injuries. If you are in last place, you better have multiple players leading the league in hits. No time to take a night off this year. Fill em up and fill em in ladies and gentleman. Remember that. Smashing records or a slogan along those lines would also be acceptable.

18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)

Congratulations, procrastinator!  Through your terrible time management skills, you’ve unlocked a special task! [TEAM] has won it all! Were the playoffs as you expected this year, or were there some surprises? Did anything stand out to you about this season’s results? How do you feel about a repeat finals series?

I am going to base this statement on the smjhl playoffs. I don't think it was a shock to anyone that Detroit went on to win the championship this season. They had been dominate throughout the entire regular season. Just look at the league leaders for stats. Detroit had all 10 spots in the +/- category. An unbelievable run for them, though they definitely sweat it out in the finals. I think it would be great to see a repeat of the finals. I am biased when I say I think Detroit would take it again. Just a strong squad lead by their Captain Bnana Wafles. So no, I don't believe there was a surprise this season.

23. Written, 2 TPE, Acrostic Poem

Beast Odd Heavy Dangerous (with a puck) Assist Naive

+3 TPE - Milestones