1. CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1.5 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.
poop (i think? i had to redo this post hrs later)

3. Written, 3 TPE, New Year New Me (150 words min.)]
Loosh’s New Year’s Resolution is to improve his work ethic to make up for the mistakes of last season. For most of the season, Loosh didn’t really grow at all & right as playoffs came about he made massive leaps in a playoff crunch, but it was to no avail. This season, he intends to be the first player to arrive at training & to be the last one off the ice. He hopes to continue to cultivate his shooting and passing abilities & to further develop his ability to read the game. He is fully committed to becoming the strongest playmaker in the SMJHL – and eventually in the SHL. That’s the writing on the wall for Loosh next season. He also hopes that as a result of continuous high-intensity training he will further develop his physical traits, including his speed and agility, key traits to the playstyle he hopes to attain.

5. Written, 3 TPE, Boat Versus Bull (150 words min)
100% three living war boats with eyes. It's not close. While the bulls may be able to put forth a good fight, or even get close to the boat by some freak occurrence, the warboats are ridiculously strong and have firepower beyond belief. They can always just shoot off some rockets or something to knock out the entirety of the bulls. Even in the worst case scenario, where the naval ships are beached, the bulls don’t stand a chance because the ships can just unleash a barrage of attacks that will account for any uncertainties in their accuracy or anything like that. Also.. what are the bulls even capable of doing? Hitting the side of the steel hulls designed to withstand various obstacles in the ocean? They can’t do anything. Honestly, it may end in a stalemate with the bulls just ramming the sides of the boats and not really doing any damage.. unless the boats sacrifice one of their own to kill off all the bulls/shoot at each other.

6. Written, 3 TPE, Too Many Choices (150 words min.)
I’ve got only a couple of ideas:
    1. The Sexiest Hockey League around
    2. Sim Hockey – a game of positions.
I’ll be honest.. I’m aware that these are poor options. Im painfully aware of that.. I’m admittedly just trying to get this final task done. THAT SAID, the first one is kind of good in the sense that it leverages the SHL acronym, though it’s a bit on the nose. It’s admittedly probably too pointed to be the face of a site this large and popular. The second slogan is a bit less obvious, but I think it plays to the joke around 69 pretty safely. If you get it, you get it. If not, it’s an innocent proclamation that.. hockey (and by proxy, simulation hockey) is a game of positions. That’s just true. So, though my two slogans are poor, they’re both viable in their own ways I think. That said, I’m sure the creativity throughout the rest of the thread will trump mine.


7. Milestones, 2 TPE
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18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)
This season’s finals are a little surprising. In my head, Seattle comes as no surprise as a finals contender – and eventual victor, especially with their finish at first and the performances of Max Manning, Luukas Lilja, and Willie Miller. On the other hand, though, Manhattan is a bit of a surprise contender, and it’s certainly impressive that they kept the series close. They were relatively quiet in the regular season, but Tomas Lind, Sean Gates, and Adam Rage (among others) have had a wonderful offseason. They should certainly be proud of their accomplishment this season & I would say that Seattle was the favorite entering the finals, but there’s something to be said for the nail-biting conclusion to a great SHL season.