Curious Betsy rests in waiting for a team, wandering the continenent in search of a place to stay, wishing only for a locker room to call home. One day that wish will be granted, and that day just might be today I don't really know honestly I don't know what the deal is with this waiver stuff. But when the time comes for me to finally put on the jersey of the Area Nouns I can only imagine the uproar of excitement of the locker room. There will be party streamers and confetti and I'm gonna silly string the goalie it's gonna be a great time. I don't actually care if the team wants this I am throwing myself a welcome party and nobody is really gonna be able to stop me. You guys are all a bunch of nerds and dweebs and I'm gonna smuggle ecstasy into the games.