Creative Prompt

What do we know about Marton Diehm? Frankly, not much. He likes German food and Survivor and playing hockey. So yeah, he loves making money playing hockey, but he's going to make sure he gets paid in the others as well! The team cafeteria must offer at least three of the following every day: bratwurst, knackwurst, bockwurst, currywurst, weisswurst, and bierwurst. There must also be ample spätzle and knödel with no fewer than five mustard options. After ever game, there should be apfelkuchen waiting, with black forest gateau required if Marton registers a point. The team is also required to provide Marton with a tape of every Survivor episode by noon the day after it airs. Yes: a VHS tape because Marton will keep using his old RCA tapeplayer until someone pries it from his cold, dead heads. And lastly - though he cannot stress this enough - his Survivor buffs get hand-washed in cold water with gentle unscented detergent, hung to dry (do not put in a machine), folded into quarters, and placed in chronological order on the top shelf of his locker. It is just not that hard people.