On a muggy August day in Jacksonville, Florida two brothers were born to the same father but different mothers, Mit and Shorsey Wobet. And from that day forward Mit dominated everything they ever did. Mit was potty trained first, lost his virginity first, was always the better-looking brother, and was drafted before Shorsey in the SMJHL draft. Shorsey only started hockey because of Mit in the first place. Mit even recorded his first-ever Junior’s goal against his own brother on the ice. And the Zerks currently hold a 2-0 record over the Raptors since both teams drafted the Wobet brothers. Even up to the writing of this PT the Zerks are rolling in the standings and the Raptors are slipping. Yeah, you must come to the conclusion that Mit is not only better than Shorsey at hockey but pretty much anything else ever. Don’t even bother to ask Shorsey his side of things. It would be pretty amazing if he could even string together words!

-Totally not written by Mit Wobet