What a coincidence, my contract is up after this season and I need to negotiate a new one with @CampinKiller and the Montreal Patriotes.

First thing I am looking for in a new contract with Montreal is security. Security that I am part of this teams long term plans. I have no intention to jump ship and I am poised to become the best player the Montreal Patriotes have ever had. I am dedicated to go all the way till the end of my career.

Also part of my contract will be a no trade clause to several teams. One of them being Minnesota Monarchs. They are just a bad team and have been bad ever since I joined the site pretty much. Another team would be Edmonton Blizzard. While I adore @HabsFanFromOntario it is the history I have with them (former player being a Calgary Dragons legend) it just makes it akward.

Last thing I would demand is that there's fresh IPA's after each game in the locker room available.

I don't ask for much and give a lot in return ;-)