Creative Prompt -
Considering my last contract talk was literally one word, "Extension?" I guess Conner doesn't need to go far to get the deal done. Afterall, I have been the best player on the Forge for the last 3 seasons it would be silly not to resign me. So what? I'm not gonna hit 2k tpe but I'll hit 1700 tpe before I spiral into the depths of regression this offseason so at least I have that going for me. Other than that, Conner asks for a bean bag couch for his locker and pictures for Lias plastered all over the Philly locker room to remind them of who its the best beau. Oh, and a clause that Lias can tamper Conner at will and not get in trouble. And also peppermint espresso vending machines. The drink of champions. And thats it. Next extension Conner is gonna put in to be back on a line with Evil All-Bran so he's a good player again too.