Written Task: What special conditions do you want in your players contract? Is there a special snack that has to be in your locker stall every morning? A specific type of coffee stocked in the machine? A certain way the trainer must tape your stick or you'll throw a tantrum and quit? Tell me about what special requirements if any your player wants in their contract and why. (150+ words)

Growing up with humble beginnings never bothered Emil Egli. He enjoyed helping his family with the sheep farm and didn't feel like he missed out on much growing up. However, since he made the leap to North American ice, and came over to Maine before Edmonton - he has become a bit of a primadonna. 

First order of business, Egli needs a fifteen team no-trade clause. If he's getting it moved it better well be somewhere sunny. Might as well throw in a few pairs of swim trunks and some sun glasses while we're at it. And don't forget some team slides. Obviously. 

And being true to his Swiss roots, Egli needs his fondue before every game. And no, we don't care how bad it makes the dressing room smell. A few of those nice smokes sausages from Bavaria, and some legit baguette. None of that superstore shit. Good coffee, and Swiss chocolate should be enough to seal the deal.


Pleasure doing business with you.