The special agreement on the contract is straight up I’m allowed to eat ruffles chips on the bench. That shit is bussin so honestly it’s just the salt I love on the ruffle potato chips and Ayo it has to have some helluva dip because hey that’s how Hirano gets his Rizz on. So yea nothing too special aside from the 5 million he deserves each season. Just a little chip and dip action nothing to wild. I know it are wondering how you gonna store that shit. Easy right beside the water bottles boys. Little chip and dip charcuterie never hurt nobody. So that’s the contract Hirano has decided to accept. 5 million dollars and chip and dip charcuterie on the bench every game away and at home. Kinda like hot dog Phil Jessel in a way. I don’t think there should be a problem unless Hirano starts gaining weight then maybe but for now ruffles chips for life baby.

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