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There is only agency Walt "Clyde" Frazier trusts when it comes to handling his hard earned finances and negotiating for future revenues. Walt turns to the attorneys of the venerable institution of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. Where their motto is "We do everything in our power to insure that our consultants receive the training they need to convince our clients that what we are doing is in their best interests."

The hard working attorneys of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe will leave no stone unturned in the pursuit of every last penny they can get their hands on. They have been known to literally steal candy from a baby and turn widows out into the street if it meant another dime in their pockets in honor of their hard work and dedication to Walt's bankroll here are a few jokes

. A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed:
“Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man.”
The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked “Mommy, why did they bury two men there?”

The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation.
Instead they will use attorneys.
They have given three reasons for this decision:
There are more attorneys than there are rats.
The medical researchers don’t become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
No matter how hard you try, there are some things that rats won’t do.

A lawyer was asked if he’d like to become a Jehovah’s Witness.
He declined, as he hadn’t seen the accident, but would still be interested in taking the case.

A lawyer, a Hindu Priest and a Rabbi...A lawyer, a Hindu Priest and a Jewish Rabbi were traveling through the country. They stopped at a farmhouse to see if the farmer had any accommodations. The farmer said, “I have one spare room which will hold two, but the barn ain’t so bad.”
So the three travelers drew straws to see who would go to the barn, and the Hindu Priest lost. He went to the barn and the Rabbi and the lawyer went to sleep. A few minutes later the Hindu Priest came back and said, “I am so sorry, but there are cows being kept in the barn under the most horrible circumstances. I cannot stay there.”
The Rabbi and the lawyer looked at each other, and the Rabbi stepped forward and offered to take the barn. The Hindu Priest and the lawyer went to sleep, and the Rabbi went to the barn. A few minutes later the Rabbi came back and said, “I am so sorry, but there are pigs being kept in the barn. I could not possibly stay there.”
The lawyer agreed to go to the barn, and the Hindu Priest and the Rabbi went to sleep.
About five minutes went by and the two heard a knock on the door. They got up, opened the door, and saw the cow and pig.