I have a couple of special conditions for my contract:
1.) A new pack of lemon oreos needs to be placed inside of my locker each day that I will be at the rink
2.) A seat one each airplane ride will be reserved for me next to
3.) After every practice there needs to be a limo out front with a person holding a sign that has a different player's name each day and it can't be the same person two days in a row. The limo needs to be playing the song Part Rock Anthem by LMFAO on repeat as long as a player is inside of it.
4.) If we are playing Atlanta Zadina is not obligated to play because his friend Towelie plays on that team and he doesn't want to hurt his feelings or dangle him so it'd be better to sit. Zadina is willing to take a pay cut for each game he doesn't play in order to make this happen.