Creative prompt

DAD’s contract is special. First of all, it has to include a clause where DAD can be trade only to the team @"lespoils" plays. He likes moving from team to team, so DAD’s clause can be modified everytime lespoils changes team. It also needs to include a new set of dumbbells every year. In fact, DAD is a gym addict, so he wants 30 different protein powder, 10 BCAA flavour, 52 shakes (1 per week) and 25kg of protein bars and also a hundred dozens of eggs. DAD also needs a personal trainer who follows him everywhere. He’s like an assistant coach, but only for DAD. A banana protein shake has to be prepared after every game, home or away. For every goal, DAD wins 5kg of chicken. For every hat trick, the team needs to give to DAD’d neighbours 1 year subscription to the local gym in Dallas, as DAD is a part-time owner of the place.