My dearest @hotdog,

it has come to my attention that you do not intend to send my dear goalie Alexis Texas back to Regina after the season of our lord sixty-nine. Consider this a warning - do not trifle with me. I have nether the time, nor the patience, to play these petulant games you insist upon thrusting into my path to victory. Texas is Regina property, by birth and by girth, and you WILL return to me what is mine, posthaste. Upon a failure to abide by my simple request, I will be forced to re-neg on the terms of our contract that was consumated in the offseason. You will lose the rights to your cherished 3rd line grinder, and your reputation as a manger will leave alongside me. I trust you to be a man of honor in this regard, but mark my words, oh warmed sausage: your actions will have consequences.

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