obviously B Jobin is a very good team player kinda guy always helping out his general managers by taking team friendly minimum deals and they are really lucky to have a guy like that who is so kind and loving and puts the team first thats a good guy to have and it does nothing to do with the fact that he stinks. But how does B Jobin know hes valued by the Steelhawks?? Well in his contract he has it so that everyone on the team has to give him a big kiss before every game thats a stipulation it makes him feel loved when he realizes he gets paid so much less than everyone else so the big kisses help. Also in his contract is they have to keep the vending machines stocked with those hersheys cookies and cream milkshakes that like come in a bottle i dont know if yall have ever had those but they fucking bang theyre delicious