so the stipulations and terms and conditions and trials and tribulations that binko of the family name koivu would have in his newest contract negotiations with the atlanta inferno of the simulation hockey league would definitely have to include some terms and possibly conditions such as always needing to have a stock of both the best artisan ice cream and lactase pills ready in the locker room for the players to eat because you know you need to recover those lost calories after every game because otherwise they would he lost forever and you need to recover them somehow instead of losing them to the void! then the next one would be that there would need to be a box in the atlanta inferno arena that is dedicated to the koivu family which includes his brothers so that they can all come and watch binko for free whenever they like on their off days and vacation says so that they can make fun of the binko for playing badly even though hes playing 2nd pair mins