Hodor's not the greatest public speaker, so he'll likely have to do the program in tandem with a team mate who can translate. Key points of the program will include:

- public speaking lessons
- how to get a friend to bullshit translating for you
- how to grow to be 7 feet tall
- proper workout routine if you want to be a hockey player
- how to swallow your sadness when your coach is yelling at you
- what kind of nicknames will stick with you for your entire career and how to avoid situations that will likely create one
- proper techniques to mouth insults at spectators so you can understood when not heard
- how to skate in all different directions while handling the puck
- how to keep your cool and not embarass yourself when contract renewals are coming up
- how to come up with a kids hockey program the night before without appearing to be running out of ideas