Fan Appreciation Day
The colorado raptors S69 commemorative item is a raptor tooth, specially selected from a mass raptor grave site that is confirmed happened because of the fireball that ended the dinosaurs. With a 24 caret diamond in the middle, every season ticket holder is entitled to this commemorative item. Please dont ask us how we have the funds to buy this tooth and a 24 caret diamond in the middle, it might not have been totally legal but we got it for you. You can choose the color of your diamond, hell, we will even throw in a picture of jamie diamond too. The item can be picked up at the end of the season from your local colorado cave (the official team store of the raptors). Just present your season tickets and we will give you you (probably priceless) raptor tooth of your color choice and jamie diamond photo. Dont say we dont love you, because holy shit these things are expensive.
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Secret Plans
The colorado raptors are going to go down the "trickster" route this coming up season. We plan to tape snap pops to our sticks so every time we hit something it sounds like a gunshot to scare the other team. Additionally we are going to beat up any team, off ice, who tries to win against us next season. Seriously. Our hopes are that this will be an effective deterrent against any team that hopes to try to pull one over on us. We've been taking karate classes and Dom has even gotten brass knuckles. I talked him out of that though, we are trying to win games not go to jail. Though, assult is probably jail worthy so I dont know what our plan is going to be here. You know what, nevermind. We are just going to actually train hard and try to win the old fashion way. I dont want to get in trouble, none of what I said is true. Please dont tell on me.
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Looking Towards the Future
Honestly, I was upset about the lack of fighting this season. With shorsey on our team you'd expect there to be a ton of fights and stick breaking. So in my opinion, we need a good enforcer. Someone who is going to defend our team and our players. Someone more like shorsey IRL. I think if we have a good enforcer no one is going to fuck with us.
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