Dave Heinrich: They're building a statue of me outside of the arena? Why?

Agent Tesla: Well it is a statue of you, but mostly because I used a mannequin to model for designing the body you inhabit.

Dave Heinrich: Gonna need more explanation than that.

Agent Tesla: It is an easy statue to dress and they are hoping to steal the jersey curse from the Eagles.

Dave Heinrich: That explains it. What does the plaque say then?

Agent Tesla: We double dog dare you.