Thank you for designating me as the Nevada Battleborn's official Fun Director. Let's go to the movies! No, boring. Let's go lazer tagging! No, boring. Sky diving? Guess again.

The team is being flown out to the deserts of Mexico with just the clothes on their back and one can of diet coke. Buried deep in the sand at an unknown location is one water gun, spray painted gold. Their also blind folded. Winner is the first person to dig up the golden water gun and take it to the nearest small town, where you will trade it for a key to your handcuffs. Oh yeah, you're also handcuffed. Once you are un-handcuffed, you will then take an Uber to an abandoned air strip. Except it's not abandoned. It's full of coyotes. You will wrestle the king coyote. Once you win, he will give you another key, this time to a plane. You will fly that plane to Tijuana. Once there you will need to dig a hole at the border and arrive back into the United States unseen. Once back in the United States you will need to talk to a man named Todd who will give you another key, this time to unlatch the bomb around your neck. Oh yeah, you have a bomb around your neck. You will trade that live bomb for one gatorade. You will drink the gatorade but hold on, it has a code. You will call the Gatorade hotline and wait on hold for customer service. They will give you a key word. You will need to call your GM with the key word. They will then let you know you are being traded to Quebec. If you win the game you actually lose the game.

Anyways, just a fun idea from the fun director! (302 words)

There are a lot of positives about Ace Lightning as a player and an overall person, and GMs should be licking their chops at the potential of drafting this right handed defenseman a lot later than he would normally go. Even though, at this recording, Lightning is top 5 in his draft class for TPE production and had a tremendous rookie year on a lottery team, it is likely that he will be drafted at the bottom end of the first round or early second round, because he doesn't carry the name recognition of a Sydney Shaw or an Isak Sogard. He has produced as a top 5-10 pick but it is unlikely that he becomes a lottery pick unless GMs do their homework.

Teams may be wary of Lightning's tendency to think his player is better than he actually is and that may cost him a spot in the first round. Either way, whoever drafts Lightning is getting a hell of a player and a hell of a steal. (170 words)


Ace Lightning is reaching for the stars with this career. He strives to be not only the best player to come out of the Season 70 SHL Draft, but the best player to perhaps ever play the defensive position. It may not look like much after his first SMJHL season with Nevada, but he is getting better every day. Once he arrives in the SHL (likely in Season 72 or 73), it will be on the heels of an all-time SMJHL career where he shows himself as one of the best players to ever play the game down there. While in the SHL, look out for at least a 20 season career where fighting regression becomes his job, all while scoring and passing at an all-time rate. Watch out Hall of Fame, Ace Lightning is coming for you as a first ballot. Is there an All-time point mark for a defenseman? Consider that busted by the time Lightning is said and done. He's not just an offensive dynamo though, good luck trying to beat him one-on-one in anything. Hockey, basketball, chess, even Wordle.

Once Lightning is clearly the best player to ever play in this league, he will take a GM job and then prove he's the best GM to ever do it as well, being inducted as a first ballot Hall of Famer as a GM too. Everybody will chant his name (in a positive way). (207 words)


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