one cw trivia three tpe

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two grab bag four tpe

a yep ok so theres no question that the more impressive build has been philly first of all the management squad is number one and are so many levels of under appreciated by all the goofy ass people in this goofy ass league that its embarrassing that this is a question ima take a number and see you on my next shift ya goof

b yep ok so the answer is that you target all of them with a few greasy elbows and really grind into those no airport having goofs and make them omega frustrated with themselves cause all it takes is one bad shift and these new age zoomer wingers just implode mentally into oblivion that not even the lord can save them from nor can he from my big american elbows

c yep ok first of all his name isnt base pack its either bade pack or my new favorite based pack cause he truly is based as all hell with his no tpe havin ass dominating these try hard kids like its nothing kid stacks wins like he stacks the pads id bet winnipeg do be shiddin hard looking for a weakness and the truth is he aint got one cause he learned from scoochie the man with every single weakness one can name

d ya ok so obviously philly wins just due to the overall sheer mass of the lads if you knew what was going on in this meat locker of a locker room youd be crazy to bet against us and the beef train that awaits anyone we werent even training for hockey cause we had that in the bag we actually spent the finals practicing for our ascension into the rugby universe

word totals for you goofs
a has sixty three
b has sixty nine nice
c has eighty three wow look at the effort
d has seventy one


three chemistry lesson three tpe

ya ok so first of all get your english punctuation skills right its linemate not linemates like a bunch of weird bros ok its just me and my one super giga bro d partner buddy boy alright ok so my line mate partner in crime is usually the bench cause our ass of a coach ass man himself just knows exactly when to bring out the big bazooka that is me but when im actually allowed to chop some ice you know im out there with big tony the agitator boy which is my kind of guy gettin out there grindin meat and gettin them snowflakes all riled up cause as we all know if youre the first guy to punch a guy in the face youre ok but if you retaliate you go to the box so thats some pretty easy maths my florida ass can understand so just get in there and wash some faces and boom ya got a four on four and some chill time with your best friend the bench

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seven milestones three tpe

ya ok cancel milestones in one of my better seasons ya goofs anyways plus three tpe get dunked

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twenty seige engine three tpe

ya ok so first of all you know that if anyone in this goofy ass league knows how to get medieval with some of our casual murderings you know that its going to be someone from philly and second of all you know that its gonna have something to do with some hot ass heckin metal and im pretty sure actual castle people did this once upon a time where they would pour buckets of all kinds of hot nasty stuff over the walls during a seige so anyways what our seige weapon would look like is the goofiest looking cauldron that almost looks like a cannon from super mario but it would be hoisted on some kind of a rig where we could fill it and pour it in any direction around our ice rink in the event of an invasion and it would have some cute tiny wheels to wheely deely itself around like the mobile hot syrup pourer it is

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