Milestones: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3331826

Trivia: vw: cow

6. Written, 2 TPE, Haiku Highlights  (5 words min.)
Rather than giving you a task where you do something boring like "write about your season" using things like "sentences and punctuation" I figured I could instead ask you to write a haiku about how your season went! A haiku is a three line poem where the first line is five syllables, the second is seven, and the third line is five again.

My season was great
I hate hamilton steelhawks
rotti is stupid

4. Written, 3 TPE, Playoffs Shmayoffs (150 words min.)
Write about a time you didn't make the playoffs, and what you did to take your mind off it! Did you expect to miss the playoffs when it happened? Was it a shock? How did you take it? If you've never been on a team that missed the playoffs, tell me about an early exit you made instead.

when have i ever made it. the real question is is when my stupid gms will put inj the work to pull this stupid team from the playoffs. every year its the same story they suck anbd honestly they are not competant at their jobs. gabe is also a moron. this team sucks. it was not a shock because the team sucks and im the best player on it and everyone else is just simply not good this team has no futurre except for maybe being stupid lol. they suck so much and honestrly at this point its laugahbgbel. i hope this team bands together in the future and then we can bring ham a cup that they deserve but i am concenred that this wiill happen but oh well that is life. but thats all i have to say on the current team but i do think they have someting to build too maybe

15. Written, 3 TPE, IIHF Analysis (150 words min.)
Write your predictions for this year's IIHF tournament or WJC! Tell me about your team! What are your expectations for your player? What teams are you watching out for this time around? Did last season's results surprise you?

oh man youy kjnow every season i get so excited about this stupid fake iihf tourney we do and we all pretend its fun but know one cares and then we all write in our champ week about it ! my team is canada and they are led by simon the young strapping boy on the blue line and i think that he will be able to lead canada to its future of winning golds and then also being comp for most of the toruney because lets be real canada is good at hockey and they should be good every year my guy is canadaian because i wanted to be on the best team and that is canada. this is where i want to win and i expect my player to win gold every time and i think this year will be it. but who knows what will happen because this is hockey and its random.

18. Written, 2 TPE - The Procrastinator Special! (100 words min.)
Congratulations, procrastinator! Through your terrible time management skills, you’ve unlocked a special task! [TEAM] has won it all! Were the playoffs as you expected this year, or were there some surprises? Is it exciting to have two completely new teams meet in the finals? What did you like or not like about this season?

what i didnt like about this season is that we won like 2 games and man wasnt that a fun finals? both teams played so hard and it got me going i followed every game closely on youtube and man i was on the edge of my seat and man wow that was fun and wow let me tell you this season was something special. shout out to the simemrs for doing their job. good luck to the teams and shoutout to the communityh i lvoe this place and i cant wait to be here more in the future. bless you guys