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brocksamsonRegistered Member Quote:18. Milestones - COMING SOON #26 - https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3357055 For fan appreciation day there are too many options available to us to limit ourselves to a single giveaway. Below are a series of fantastic promotions that ownership would be foolish beyond belief to not execute every one of them. Quote:1. Fan Appreciation Day 712 words for 14 tpe 1. Complementary copy of bloodsport on the medium of their choice - I've been very open about my pregame routine in the past which includes multiple watches of the greatest Jean Claude Van Damme film ever made (which of course, makes it the greatest film ever made flat out), Bloodsport. Whenever the home crowd isn't giving us the support and energy they should, I lament the obvious issue: we don't have every seat filled with a person fresh off watching Tyson Dux win the Kumite. The remedy is so obvious as to be laughable, the only possible explanation for this is that they don't have access to Bloodsport or they'd have watched it at least once before the game! This is a fixable problem, we simply provide a download code with every ticket purchase and suddenly have the game ice advantage of our dreams! Bonus points for the sudden revenue recognized by the studio inevitably leading to a reboot in which JCVD mentors a new contender to an improbable victory in the kumite! 2. Jars of teeth - If our staff are doing their jobs then somewhere in the depths of the arena we must have all the teeth they've had to get off the ice during games. Think of the amount of space we'd clear for activities if we gave them away to our fans! When they bunked their beds in step brothers they opened up half a room, if we gave away all the teeth we've got in storage I'm assuming we'd clear out the better part of a smallish warehouse. Sure, we'd have to spring for some jars to put the teeth in but it'd be worth it. 3. beard trimmings - this one's pretty basic. Whenever we win a playoff series we forcibly restrain every member of our fallen opposition in a barbers chair. The fans line up and get to take a beard trimmer to the players until they're clean-shaven and the best fans in the league have a disconcerting souvenir that will creep out any visitors they have in their home for as long as they keep it! 4. black eye - people frickin' love hockey fights! I say, we give the people what they want. The fans all get entered into a raffle to fight a random Battleborn player between periods! Realistically, it's going to end quickly enough that the player fighting won't miss more than a minute or so of locker room time so we're good from that perspective. For the fan, they'll have the memory of a lifetime! Not an actual memory, but once their concussion symptoms pass they can watch a video of it. This one would probably generate a shit load of clicks on YouTube as well so it's a two for one! 5. genuine played on bottled water - there's no way it will taste good, but that's not the point. When a game ends instead of keeping the playing surface temp. below freezing we just let it melt. In the morning, we get out a pump and start filling bottles. Would we need to make sure anyone planning to drink the water signs a waiver? Not my problem! But we'd save a ton of money on electricity by letting the ice melt between games and I'm sure we could sell larger bottles to some people for reasons I can't think of, but people are weird! 6. Carry my bags - just let some kid carry my stuff for me. They'll never forget it and I won't have to carry anything. It goes without saying that this wouldn't just be my bags but every Battleborn could have a bag kid! It's the perfect marriage of free labor and creating cherished memories 7. foam fingers - people love these things for some reason. I can't explain it, but I stand behind this. Let's give out some silly, brightly colored bits of non-biodegradable fun! 8. Shofars - our mascot is a ram, so the obvious thing to do is honor the jewish new year by providing shofars to all attendees. |
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