S71 PT#2: Amenities and Appellations
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Ace
SHL GM Chief Chicken Officer
Written Task, Player Prompt – 151 words
Lord Farquaads is not too picky when it comes to amenities in the arena. No, he tends to be pretty vanilla in his demands during contract time. It’s all pretty standard for an SHL player – dedicated shoe shining personnel, a private entrance to the underground dungeon deep below Northern Lights Arena, 14 dedicated cells for the fairy tale creatures he can successfully trap and imprison, and an interrogation room full of signed memorabilia from Winnipeg Jets and Winnipeg Aurora players of the past. Thankfully, due to the fact that Lord Farquaads agent is actually the General Manager of the Aurora, these simplistic requests have been pretty easy to acquiesce to. Lord Farquaads takes his private dungeon elevator down after every game to do some post-game torture. Finally, his penthouse in the tower of Northern Lights Arena has to be furnished with fine ogre-skin furniture. It’s a groovy green, almost Aurora green. RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother |
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