Well, it's all quite simple, really. I'm not a lavish man; I need no luxury. But there are some areas where it simply will not do to skimp on quality for the sake of budget. In the Winny Lights stadium, there must be triple-ply Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper in every bathroom. Anything less is borderline cruel, yet sadly not unusual punishment. We are humans. We deserve to have our rectums cleaned by something that is soft, not just something that could technically be used as a magic eraser. Moreover, there is also an environment that the bathrooms in the stadium must develop. An environment of ease, convenience, and cleanliness. This type of environment in a bathroom can only be achieved by the inclusion of one particular element of toilet-related convenience: the toilet paper roll must be in the "over" position. Society will not (and should not) tolerate the under position in any public space. The only acceptable place for the under roll position is if there is a toddler or a cat in your house who loves to unfurl the entire roll onto the ground.