If my player did not pursue a career in the simulation hockey league, they'd likely be a garbage truck driver. They call Bongo the garbage man, because he cleans up those dirty pucks in the blue paint and chucks ridiculous sauce recklessly. BONGO has been pursued by 6 different teams, scouting him under the table, because they are aware of his garbage-man techniques on the ice. Sure, he isn't in the top 10 TPE in this draft class. Sure, he isn't in the top 20, or even the top 30, but GM's know that this man cleans up the garbage. 3 of the Scouting GM's actually now know BONGO's origin story.

BONGO was born in a garbage truck. He had a garbage truck driver dad - His family couldn't afford toys, food, or even water. Bongo and his 7 siblings had to wait all day for their dad to get home, so that they could eat the dumpster diving garbage food that his dad recovered from various commercial dumpsters. One Christmas, it was particularly bad - there was no food in any commercial dumpsters. However, Bongo's father found hockey gear and 100 pucks in his favourite dumpster. IT was that day, that Bongo's life changed, and he began practicing all day, using 16 hour fasts to boost HGH 2000%, and then eating blocks of cheese to hit protein and calorie count. Bongo's dream of being a garbage man quickly changed, and he transitioned into Under 14 AAAA hockey. He now provides for his garbage truck family.