10-02-2023, 10:57 AMibuprofenaddict Wrote: I think that the Detroit Falcons would be persuaded to form a Scandinavian Death Metal Band by Simo Jaaskalainen, who would put himself on vocals. The band would be called SKREEEMO, and along with Simo would be Stormlord Imotekh on drums, Gavin Harrison on Drums, and Zedward Zilliams on Drums. It would be pretty drum heavy but we like to hit stuff. Other band members would be Trevor Lahey on lead guitar, Prince Marius on Rhythm guitar, Mike Badcock on Bass and Luma Lee would provide haunting backup vocals. Marek Carda would attempt to be the manager of the band, and overall they'd be really bad and nobody would like them - especially the rival SMJHL bands - who upon finding a box of spoiled tomatoes, would hurl them at SKREEEMO at the earliest opportunity.

The problem here is that absolutely all of this is correct and precisely what I would have posted, therefore I will be filing a claim for "gimmick infringement" and loss of earnings posthaste.

What ibuprofenaddict doesn't recognise is that SKREEEEEEEMO - the name will gain extra E's every time it is used - would in fact only be opening for the true headliner of the event, all-star and best goalie in the league Wayne Holloway with his slam poetry act. It will fall on deaf ears, however, as those handful of revellers not turned off by SKREEEEEEEEEEEEMO would have already been rendered actively deaf. So it goes.