10-02-2023, 10:57 AMibuprofenaddict Wrote: I think that the Detroit Falcons would be persuaded to form a Scandinavian Death Metal Band by Simo Jaaskalainen, who would put himself on vocals. The band would be called SKREEEMO, and along with Simo would be Stormlord Imotekh on drums, Gavin Harrison on Drums, and Zedward Zilliams on Drums. It would be pretty drum heavy but we like to hit stuff. Other band members would be Trevor Lahey on lead guitar, Prince Marius on Rhythm guitar, Mike Badcock on Bass and Luma Lee would provide haunting backup vocals. Marek Carda would attempt to be the manager of the band, and overall they'd be really bad and nobody would like them - especially the rival SMJHL bands - who upon finding a box of spoiled tomatoes, would hurl them at SKREEEMO at the earliest opportunity.

I actually have expertise with an instrument and just request that I instead be in trombone. Everything else could be the same, but maybe put a vocalist or two on the steel pan and we can get a proper ska band going.