OPTION 1 -

Slip McScruff is tasked to spread hockey around the world in the name of the great United States of America. He has a long history of success with this illustrious organization, so they have assigned him to the cushy and luxurious posting of... Antarctica!? There aren't even any countries in Antarctica so who the hell is he supposed to teach? I guess he'll be playing with the penguins and researchers as some kind of sick joke. They must be trying to hide him away because he's overstayed his welcome in the league and it's bad publicity for him to be on the ice looking like a wrinkly mess.

He runs the camp however he wants because there is no one there to hold him accountable. They are "watching tape" inside where it's slightly less cold than the outside and where no one can spy on them. Watching tape requires the right fuel, so they crack open some beers and slim jims. Hopefully this isn't the start to a long drawn out story about this fake camp that never was.