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Well, he wasn't exactly expecting to ever have to see those New Zealander children ever again--at least not until one of them was in grand finals for Tekken 8 at EVO--but these sorts of things happen and they're unavoidable when you're a mega-star hockey player, so you've got to make due. But rather than bringing all of these kiwi children to Seattle, why not go to the next best thing? The Seattle Argonauts and the Calgary Dragons will be FACING OFF in Auckland next preseason to help grow the game (of hockey, regrettably) globally, and the forty kids that Benny cobra-kai'd into being halfway decent at Tekken will be showing up right at the lower bowl behind the Seattle bench. Asked for comments, forward Brennan Kennedy III had this to say:

"Tekken? What? Was that what Fiorentini was doing in New Zealand? That motherfucker asked all of us for like forty dollars so he could go help at a youth hockey camp in Auckland, are you telling me that he was teaching them fucking Tekken? He's dead. He's fucking dead, I'm gonna kill him."