Kristian Seppanen blocks shots, no - blocks goals. Kristian Seppanen is like a second goalie out there on the ice. I make our offence better, so our goalie has to focus less. I make our defence better, so our goalie has to save less. I block shots like a madman so our goalie can win goalie awards. I do it all in the name of our goalie. I pray for our goalie, I dream about our goalie, I live and breathe for goaltending. The goalies are why I practice. The goalies are why I eat. I even set up a temple to honour the goalies for their sacrifice to my success.

Jokes-ish aside, the goalies could really help by continuing their great work - Jim Wen and Ryker Johnasson have two of the top 10 GAA, GSAA, and SV% in the league. Both goalies are playing at the top of their game right now, and both goalies deserve all the praise in the world for their work.