Since joining the SHL as a fresh pre-pubescent rookie this season, there is not really much I can ask of myself or other players on my team this season. I am literally the only call-up for the team this season, and only call-up the team has seen in the past 3 seasons. The team's window to win is now, and I am here to dampen those dreams. As the worst player on the team with the lowest TPE (not including the back-up goalie), I can say the only thing I can ask of the Defense is to please don't shoot it at my head when they take clappers from the blue line, and I will try my best to not block their shots with my big butt. I love all my teammates and they are all doing an amazing job carrying me to the promised land that is the challenger cup in my first season in the SHL. 

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