Look, there's no two ways to cut it. I'm a defensive liability. I'm a winger for christ sake. I wanna cheat in the corners, coast on the back check, never take a draw, you know the drill. If the dude behind me could just be an all encompassing safety net for my complete lack of defense, that would be amazing. A man is trying to improve his two way game here, but these damn TPE caps are keeping me down. Pretty much if you see me on the ice, just prepare for a catastrophic defensive event at any given moment. Never join in the rush, I don't need that. Don't even try to hold the blue line, I got this taken care of. Just sit next to the tendy and bail me out like wall street after the 08 crisis, because I'm gonna be bankrupting the lehman brothers every other shift.