Even considering Egli's outburst during the last game he feels that he has created a special bond with those kids. What started as a couple weeks long beach vacation ended with a bunch of friends that he will have for the rest of his life. So as you might guess, when he heard that micool filed a lawsuit against those adorable little fuckers - Egli knew that he had to do something. Egli isn't exactly the litigious type, he'll leave that to the lawyers, but revenge is something that he could take care of himself. 

Egli went out and rented one of those big cargo vans with enough seats to fit the whole team. The first stop was to the mall where Egli decked the entire team out in all black. Black sweaters, pants, shoes, balaclavas, you know, the regular. Next, he took the entire team on a tour to every grocery store in Edmonton. I'm sure you can guess what they bought.

That's fucking right. Eggs. Every god damned carton of eggs in ever god damned grocery store in a city of 980,000 people.

They waited until the dark of night before they let loose, and by god in was a marvelous sight. The eggs piled up twice the height of his car and three times as wide. The best part is that tomorrow is going to be a hot day, those eggs will bake in the morning sun and get hard as cement. That dick head micool will need a jack hammer to get his shitty Camry out of Egg Mountain.