Option 2:

Why would anyone trade the one and only Furious Chicken to a new team. The chicken can be put as culinary expenses in the team budget. But ok let us imagine that food would be traded in the SHL, I guess the first step would be finding out if this other team also plays with 2 defensive players, and 3 forward players. As the most likely answer will be yes, the next step would be seeing if this chicken did not just get send back to the field hockey league, and needs to change his skates for shoes. Next up is the actual challenge, do they have a defensive spot for the Chicken. If not I guess learning how to shoot might be decently high on the list, but to be fair it might be decently high on the list anyway, as Chicken can not hit an barn from 10 meters. Being in their defense would obviously be the easiest for Chicken, as then he only needs to learn how to defend with his new defensive linemate, and that will hopefully be going alright, but I guess we will see next season with Chicken stepping up to the Edmonton Blizzards instead of being in the Yukon Malamutes.


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