The legal defense DuBølk takes is... none. In court, he goes in and immediately tries to tank his case. He is successful, and he immediately pays micool the requested damages and begs for his forgiveness. This seems like DuBølk folding under slight pressure, but it is actually a part of his tithe to micool. You see, micool is his god; his light; his knight in shining armor. If he is hungry, DuBølk offers his flesh. If he wants a gold-rimmed jetski, DuBølk will buy it, no questions asked. To DuBølk, his happiness comes far after micool's. To DuBølk, his service to micool goes to achieve one purpose; for him to win the cup. Despite DuBølk's attempts to alter the SHL's records to have him on every cup winning team ever, he gets escorted out each time, with severe threats to his playing career. If it comes to that and he has to play beer league for the rest of his life, he will do so, for it is micool's will to win the cup.