Hey guys!

I know you both pay incredibly detailed attention to the upcoming draft classes every season! Any players you’d like me to consider drafting? Any you’d like me to avoid?

Rank these flavors: Strawberry, Cherry, Blueberry, Watermelon, Green Apple, Orange, Grape, Pineapple.

Have you guys ever considered growing your own “Big Slappy” marijuana now that it’s legal and way less “frowned upon”?

Why is Slappy 200 TPE behind Bonk? Smh. You can’t bitch about how New Orleans does when you’re giving a half-assed (maybe 3 quarters assed?) effort.

Who is the most handsome celebrity?

Would you guys rather get rid of all spices in the world or all condiments?

Who are your Top 3 X-Men?

Give me two teams in the SHL that you’d definitely want to rebrand.

Now that it’s been a few season, do you regret coming back to the SHL or are you happy it’s back in your life (with pretty much all of the upgrades you requested so long ago: box scores, player portal, etc)


You’ve had 200 episodes now (which is basically one a week for 4 years, holy shit), how do you keep coming up with hilarious movie scenes to kick off the show?

When I say “Top 3 Big Slappy episodes ever?” Which ones come to your minds immediately?


Okay I’m done, clink the damn beers, hit the bong and pet a dog for me. Love you dopes.

-Joe K.