This Season Alexandros got an early call up to the Chicago Syndicate. Chicago is a team that has had strong showings the last few seasons but seem to have had their age catch up to them and this will likely be the last year of their contention window. Clearly, they will win this season by pure friendship dedication and plot armor after nearly splitting up for their final chance at the cup, the story line is simply too good for fate to pass up. Since we have an aged-up core, we will obviously be utilizing our most dangerous weapon, dad jokes upon our enemies. If they slip on the ice, we will give them the ol “first day on with the new legs?” and many more if they try to mess with us. The Glory days of the Syndicate maybe be gone until the next era but we aren’t going out without that last fight and we are not above dad jokes in our last push.

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