Option 1

My team is going to win the cup this season. There is no way around it. They have won it quite recently, actually only two seasons ago, so they should know how to do it. Obviously this will be my first season with my new team so I can't really claim that I've helped in the past, but at the same time I shouldn't be the reason why they can't win it again since we all know how useless goalies are. I won't make any difference, especially as a backup. However, I've won a cup in the J as a backup so I do have experience with opening doors on the bench, don't underestimate that skill. We also added other new players on the team, they should make the difference. I also don't really know any dad jokes so I googled one for you, enjoy: "What do you call a fish with no eyes?" "A fsh." - If you didn't like it, not my problem. To conclude this: yes, my team is going to win the cup this season. It's clearly going to happen. I might even be good, who knows. Probably not though.