Prompt 2:

To sabotage Calgary's opponent, Jaden would have to sneak into their locker room late at night. He'd probably recruit his teammates, so picture an Oceans Eleven style heist, complete with a planning montage, a sticky-fingered agitator, and hijinks galore. This would, of course, likely go much worse than it did in the movie. They would orchestrate this convoluted plot to get into the room, only to find it unlocked and unwatched.

Once they finally got into the locker room, Tanner would go full Grinch, stealing everyone's left sock, switching their sticks out for ones with slightly more or less toe curve, and generally doing everything he could to mildly inconvenience the other team. Their jock straps would all get a generous dose of itching powder, and the inside of the goalies' masks would be coated with Nair.

Once all the mischief was done, they would rappel up into the vents, because even if they don't really need to, who lets a perfectly good plan go to waste?