Vaseline Podcalzone would usually not fall to such low standards of sportsmanship. However, I suppose all is fair in love and war, and there sure will not be any love between these two fierce rivals. So, how else but some psychological warfare on the opposing team? Spray water into the opposing player's mitts, mess around with the hockey tape on the sticks, dull out the skate blades. I do not skate so I do not know how one would dull out skate blades, but that would very much be a brutal way to mess up the opposing team and their mojo.

We would also blast super annoying music if this is a home game to really get in their heads. I'm talking Ivan Hrvatska's hit song "Making Love to the Seattle Argonauts". That's right, we are going to resort to these tactics. If they are still ready to play, then I am going to be shocked.