If you drink too much alcohol, you're called an alcoholic...... but if you drink too much rhum do you know what you're called? A rhumantic... hehehehehe.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with what I'm gonna write about but I neded to include a dad joke so there you go. Rhum is also alcohol, which makes this joke even more terrible.

The Minnesota Monarchs will win the cup because they're just great and they even make the playoffs now! Yay! It makes winning a cup easier, doesn't it? We will be a bunch of bench warmers, watching Meta Knight fuck up the other teams. Well, I will be a bench warmer. Dragging the team down. But Meta Knight will bring us to glory. Meta Knight is the man. Occasionally Alexi Piastri too, I guess. And Nevek Kove who now generates offense (wtf).... and um... everyone else I will not mention in this PT. Our team hasn't won shit in a while and we, as well as our fans, are hungry for some wins.